I have been doing a lot of traveling lately, and I had the (mis)fortune of flying our country's namesake airline: American Airlines. I don't know if the 3 other people who read this blog have ever flown AA before, but has anyone else noticed the Orwellian-like goodbye from the flight crew?
We've arrived at our destination Washington National Airport and we'd all like to thank you for flying with us here at American Airlines, a member of the OneWorld Alliance.That line is enough to jar you from your "dear-god-is-the-pilot-drunk-because-the-wing-almost-touched-the-ground" landing shock. I am not sure I am comfortable contributing to anything called the OneWorld Alliance. I am inclined to believe that whatever this alliance is, it probably doesn't promote fair labor standards and is in someway involved in arms-trading.
Biggest indicator of evil? The OneWorld Alliance is stingy with its fucking pretzels.