Random Thoughts #2

This is a great prank.

When going out to dinner with friends, NEVER put the tab on your card and get paid back by the folks who are there. You are going to wind up short by at least 20%, and despite whatever you told yourself, all of that new cash is NOT going to be deposited in your bank account tomorrow. Dude, it's not even going to survive the night.

How come when I'm thirsty I really don't want a beer, but if it's hot I want one? Case in point, 10:30 am and 85 degrees, and I'm thinking about a having a Corona.

When consulting a friend (not jones) on strategies to keep myself occupied while living alone this summer, I was told to eat asparagus so that at least my pee would smell funny.

I don't trust states with more than one time zone.

I am working on a demo hopefully to be finished at the end of the summer/early fall. Because I can record at home in our large closet, I wonder if I'll ever perform a song and say, "this one reminds me of my flannel shirt" because, you know, that's what I was staring at while recording it.

I am in my office and flat out refusing to work right now. I am looking to do anything other than what I am paid to do.

I don't trust people who eat with a spoon and then turn it over in their mouths and draw it out slowly again. And if you do so, and you are not a stripper, stop.

I had the same reaction to "Britney & Kevin: Chaotic" and 10 minutes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" with the Red Sox (close eyes, wince, clench fists, leave/change channel constantly) as I do to horror movies.

Speaking of that Queer Eye episode, I am amazed at how lifelike digital animation is. It looked exactly like the Red Sox players were on Queer Eye. I mean, it looked just like them the whole time. It was amazing (please allow me to believe this is what really happened).

The president of Bolivia resigned. In my head, I could hear myself imitating Napolean Dynamite. - "Luuucky..."

I watched Independence Day the other night. I noticed that I love a Pulitzer Prize winning book of the same title by acclaimed author Richard Ford, and a movie starring Will Smith and Bill Pullman equally. So there’s that.

I now own this shirt. And I freaking love it.