via scribblefaster, irrelevent questions:
What are you wearing right now?
purple shirt and tie
What is your good luck charm?
I married mine.
What's your room like?
blank walls. Can't decide where the pictures should be hung. It's been over a year now.
What is life to you?
Opportunity to improve yourself through others. A command to explore.
What are you doing now?
Piggybacking on someone else's idea. Avoiding huge list of work. Inexplicably NOT using the restroom, and I really need to.
What do you hate most?
Those who believe they have compassion and they clearly don't. Narrow minds. Negative attitudes.
What do you love most?
Wifey. Potential. To rationalize. Laughter.
Are you musically inclined?
Yes. I hope to win a contest someday.
What would you do if you woke up one morning and found that the person you were in love with didn't exist?
It would be like waking up and missing your lungs. Excruciatingly painful, and would make it difficult to exist.
If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
Don't wanna be paralyzed by things I can't change. Next question.
Ever had a near death experience? Explain.
Think I saw a dude die on an escalator. Had several near misses in various traffic incidents.
Name a quality you have.
Patience. Ability to make typically easy things a little bit harder and more confusing.
What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
"In the Meantime" - Spacehog. Why on earth I have no idea. Songs from "A Muppet Christmas" yesterday. Also "Song for the Asking" by Paul Simon.
Are you happy today?
I could be if I tried, I know it.
Seen anything weird lately?
Hawaiian hobos
What is the word(s) most often used in your vocabulary?
*yawn*
What is the last film you saw?
The aviator
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Loyalty.
Tell me some things about you that people don't know:
I always get incredible parking spots. always
Do you like to dance?
Sure. Need a beer or two first.
George Bush...
is lost.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jane
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
"Chris Rulz 2010"
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Depends on who's dime.
What was your first official job?
Summer camp counselor. It was heaven.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Absolutely.
Have you had an encounter with the same sex?
Nope.
Who broke your heart?
Those who wanted to. Mean girls.
Makeout with the person you are in love with or have sex with a dozen strangers?
Making out could lead to doin' it with the one you love over a dozen times.
Indecent proposal - would you have sex with a really unattractive stranger for money? If so, how much?
Must ask permission first. Would help that they are unattractive. A hundred million after taxes.
I love him/or her because:
as someone wrote once: "I got a list and it ain't short"
If I had 24 hours before the world I ended would:
Find a hammock. Probably drink a little. Say my prayers.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change:
Should I want to be a bad liar?
What do you dream about?
Guns. I don't know why.
What is your all-time favorite movie quote.
"Steve Perry... Steve Perry... - Hey, I thought we said no more Journey psych-outs"
Soundtrack of your life?
Instant Karma - John Lennon
What I Be - Michael Franti & Spearhead